but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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