I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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