he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
