She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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