Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
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We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
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I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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