If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
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he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
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Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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