My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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