he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I will pee on everything he values.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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