I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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