You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
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how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
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Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning