do you believe in love at first sight?
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Its about making memories worth repressing
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
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There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
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I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.