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• (515): View more from Iowa

  So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...

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• (210): View more from Texas

  happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...

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