Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...

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(614): View more from Ohio

i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free

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(716): View more from New York

Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless

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(805): View more from California

Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?

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(614): View more from Ohio

I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.

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(305): View more from Florida

I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear

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(406): View more from Montana

I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

He called his dick the "gentle giant"

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