Ambien. No doubt about it.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i think i have herpe
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
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Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
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I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.