try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
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we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
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She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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