Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
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come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
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This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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