Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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