butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
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