Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Randomize
