I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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