He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
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I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
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WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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