what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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