Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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