So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
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I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
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Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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