I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
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why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I can't turn off my feet"
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You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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