I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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