Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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