I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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