Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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