it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
