and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
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I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
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i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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