fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
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