We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Randomize