I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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