she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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