I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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