I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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