That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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