I'm gonna have a badass scar
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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