last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
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Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
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She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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