If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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