dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Randomize
