Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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