I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
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