i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Randomize
