Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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