.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
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you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
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Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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