But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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