party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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