We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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