The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Floor bacon is actually really good
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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