Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
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his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
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See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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