Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
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Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
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Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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