So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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