Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
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Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
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i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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