Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't trust your balls anymore.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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