i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
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I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
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I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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