i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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