I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
