she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
of course. lets lasso hookers.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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