thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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