I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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