You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
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Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
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You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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