He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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