last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Couch. On fire.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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