Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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