I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
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um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
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Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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